What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
Dad. Son who do you want to marry when you grow up? Son. A ugly girl. Dad. Why not a pretty girl? Son. A pretty one might run away. Dad. So and ugly one might to. Son. Yeah but who cares.
I have a the best life coach ever, because he taught to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.
