Indifference jokes

What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don't care if she has one.

Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?

Son: A ugly girl.

Dad: Why not a pretty girl?

Son: A pretty one might run away.

Dad: So an ugly one might too.

Son: Yeah, but who cares?

I have the best life coach ever, because he taught me to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.

No one gives a fuck.