Indifference jokes

What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don't care if she has one.

Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?

Son: A ugly girl.

Dad: Why not a pretty girl?

Son: A pretty one might run away.

Dad: So an ugly one might too.

Son: Yeah, but who cares?

I have the best life coach ever, because he taught me to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.

No one gives a fuck.

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

like this if you don't like school.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?

I don't know! I don't care!

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.