Indifference jokes
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
I have the best life coach ever, because he taught me to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.
seriously
No one gives a fuck.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
like this if you don't like school.
The happier they get, the less they see.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
Community talk
idfc.idfc.idfc.