Indifference jokes

What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don't care if she has one.

Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?

Son: A ugly girl.

Dad: Why not a pretty girl?

Son: A pretty one might run away.

Dad: So an ugly one might too.

Son: Yeah, but who cares?

I have the best life coach ever, because he taught me to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.

No one gives a fuck.

like this if you don't like school.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?

I don't know! I don't care!

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.

Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.