Cognitive impairment jokes

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?