Cognitive impairment jokes

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."

Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"

Patient: "What condition?"

Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You can hide your own Easter Eggs!