Cognitive impairment jokes

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."