Coff jokes

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Coff- na, jk, bleach.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.

What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?

The rooster says... "cock-a-doodle-doo." The prostitute says... "any cock will do."

Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Answer: Depresso.

What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?

A cock sucker.

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

De-calf-inated.