Coff jokes

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Coff- na, jk, bleach.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?

The rooster says... "cock-a-doodle-doo." The prostitute says... "any cock will do."

Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Dark, rich, and imported.

I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.