Coff jokes

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Coff- na, jk, bleach.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.

What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?

The rooster says... "cock-a-doodle-doo." The prostitute says... "any cock will do."

Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.

Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Dark, rich, and imported.

I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.