who sucked on my cock
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Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks
Why don’t pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys cocks
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off
What's a my cock and money have in common? Your mom
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock? Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Hickory Dickory Dock My wife avoids my cock She's losing her and having an affair So I had to slap Chris Rock
I want your cock in my rock bottom
What did The Rock say to his dad?
I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!
Man my brother has a tight buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
What does your dads cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
my mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. i didnt know what she doing but she grab my cock and started sucking. then i found out on porn she was doing deep throat. a couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, i thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. i cried for 5 hours. luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its cock