Q: What Kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip
I made that one up.
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A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”. The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
YO MAMA!
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming.
Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at shrek
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*
where was your mom last night in the man club
why did the orphan become a stripper? so she could have someone to call daddy
A dad and son walks into a strip club the people in the strip club said he was to young to be in hear so they had to leave 10 years later they went back there. They saw a small dancer the father walked over there and said the woman looked to small to be in hear her reply was...?
I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf? He kept getting stuck in the Bunker
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
why did hitler never go to a strip club? he hated the poles
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots
