Classical Music

Classical Music Jokes

Music

When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎

Friend

So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."

For all of my musicians out there!

Beethoven

Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?

Answer: Beethoven's last movement.

Chicken

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."

Mozart

Why was Mozart a child prodigy?

All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.