What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What's big round and can't move?
A vegetable
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend. Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, the sharks are not even bothering him! And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
why is a circle gay ? its not straight
the whole solar system is one big family right? but everyone circles the SON.
When I was in highschool, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome. We would get into a circle around her and say “nightmare nightmare”
What's did the triangle say to the circle? "You're pointless"
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
