Chum jokes
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
gay fish.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
Community talk
Well, it appears in my absence I have been replaced, so I shall go back on my temporary leave and will return sometime in the near future to take back my name. Best of luck chums! I bid you adieu!
Chum burger Chumba
Rorschach my buddy chum pal, let’s have matching pfps, at least until I get bored and change mine.