Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris makes the living room the dieing room

Anonymous

Deez

Jeem

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.

Jemm

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Jeem

MVP means: “Most Valuable Player”. In Chuck Norris case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.

Anonymous

Ha ha ha

Joke

J0K35 (week 1)

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Chuck Norris is so immortal Even he killed death.

J0K35 (week 1)

Chuck Norris used to be an orphan

Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him

Anonymous

Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet? Je doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet…

Anonymous

Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”

Anonymous

Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick…and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge

Anonymous

Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it

Anonymous

Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb trumps wall

Anonymous

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people

Then it exploded.

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Death once had a near chuck experience.

Anonymous

the day after chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital

ChimyChonga

Chuck Norris doesn’t fly on airplanes. Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris and medusa had a staring contest medusa turned to stone

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some people can juggle chain saws Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling china saws

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a uni cycle