Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet? Je doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet…

Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”

Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick…and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge

Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it

Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb trumps wall

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people

Then it exploded.

Death once had a near chuck experience.

the day after chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital

Chuck Norris doesn’t fly on airplanes. Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris and medusa had a staring contest medusa turned to stone

some people can juggle chain saws Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling china saws

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a uni cycle

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as RedBull

Chuck Norris one put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.

Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!

Chuck Norris and Time had a race…

Result: Time is still running…

Total gym

Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.

My pee pee fell off

Chuck Norris counted to infinity TWICE