Chuck Norris makes the living room the dieing room
Chuck Norris doesn’t need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player”. In Chuck Norris case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
Ha ha ha
Chuck Norris is so immortal Even he killed death.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet? Je doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet…
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick…and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb trumps wall
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people
Then it exploded.
Death once had a near chuck experience.
the day after chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital
Chuck Norris doesn’t fly on airplanes. Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and medusa had a staring contest medusa turned to stone
some people can juggle chain saws Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling china saws
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a uni cycle