Chilly

Chilly Jokes

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Mama

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

Momma

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

Kid

What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?

A grape chilli bean.

Computer

Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.

Chili

Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.

Momma

Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.

Cannibal

Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.

Yo Momma

Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!

Mama

Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.