Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
