children's hospital jokes

Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!

What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?

No seriously, what is it?

I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."