Child Care jokes

Accident

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Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.

Monkey

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...

“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”

Baby

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Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

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  • Baby

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    How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?

    You nail its other hand to the floor.

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