Dow jokes
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
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"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.
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What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
Dee.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.