Dow jokes

Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.

Doin (DYM 49).

Doin (DYM 58)?

Doin (DYM 20).

Doin (DYM 45)

Doin (DYM 28).