So things are just to tiring to sort out...... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
YO LIFE so miserable the adoption center wouldnt sell you just give you away
what did the two towers make after they died? the one World Trade Center
what do you call a middle of a penney? a center (get it cent-er)
even the world trade center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass
you're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you
You know, people allways tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the world trade center that? 🤔
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
"whats the wifi password" '121i362" "its not working' "what wifi are you trying to connect to" "the united airline" were in the world trade center tho
When I was born I saw you. At the adoption center alone.that day your dad got milk.😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "everytime someone lies, it ticks once, Mother Terresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, " Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
I was just chillin in the world trade center and got airplane wifi
Why was the tower of Pisa was leaning
They had better reflexes then the trading center
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common they both have a creamy center
When they said Titanic was "Unsinkable", then they said, "The World Trade Centers was UnCollapable."
