Cat jokes
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
Do you know Warrior Cats?
I heard Hawkfrost is cold.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
My brother and I were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf. My mom came in and started asking who knocked it over, to which I replied that I only had my shelf to blame.
Hey, can I axe you a question?
My brother likes to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. I said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with "not going to stop who?" I told him not to worry that it could capture any two.
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
How do you pet a psychopath's cat?
You get it out of the microwave.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
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