So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
How come Leper's don't play cards? Well, if they lose a couple hands...
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?-They’re a bunch of cheetahs
My credit card is more declined the the love from my dad
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
Two friends who've been bros for forever see each other in Wal-Mart in the card section. The first guy asks what he got his wife for her birthday. The second guy tells him he got her a Maserati and a card. The first guy tells him he got his wife a card and a dildo for her birthday. The second guy asks why he got his wife a dildo for her birthday. The first guy says, "If she doesn't like the card I got her, then she can go fuck herself!"
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
what's Hitler's favorite yu-gi-oh card
B L U E E Y E S W H I T E D R A G O N
Opponents fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
If Stephan hawking had a fifa card he would have 99 dribble💧💧💧💧💧
if stephen hawkings had a fifa card he would have 99 dribling
WHAT HAS A HEART BUT NO ORGANS
A DECK OF CARDS!!!!!!
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i am a bad punner
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.
My bank loves me.
They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
