Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Woman can't drive.