Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Woman can't drive.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"