Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Cancer Patients Jokes
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
