Can of soda jokes

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.

What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.

It was soda-pressing.

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?