Can of soda jokes

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.

A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"

Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.

You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.