
Can of soda jokes
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?