Bus accident jokes

Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

Why did Sally not come home from school today?

Because she got hit by a bus.

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

What do you take care of after a car crash?

The witnesses.

Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.

My ex-girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus driver's license.