I like my women how i like my cigars. 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.
I like my cigars like I like my women,7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba
Ok not really racist but still funny
A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, “Mew, mew.” The police say, “Oh, it’s just a bag of kittens.” Then they kick the one with the red-head. “Woof, woof.” They think, “Oh, it’s just a bag of puppies.” Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, “POtaTOES!!” And gets arrested.
I like my cigar’s like I like my women Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack