Burlap jokes

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They come across an old shack with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the brunette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the redhead. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POTATOES!!" And gets arrested.

I like my cigars like I like my women:

Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.

Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.

Bunger.

bals

A guy goes to see his psychiatrist dressed only in bubble wrap. When he gets there, he asked the psych, "Can you please help me?"

The psych says, "No, I'm sorry, I can clearly see your nuts."

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!