Brow jokes
One day I told my wife that she drew her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.