Brow jokes
One day I told my wife that she drew her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
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Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.
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What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.