Brow jokes
One day I told my wife that she drew her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.