Bringing Up jokes

Why are there more female history teachers than male?

Because women like to bring up the past.

Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love