What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
People ask me if my friend jumps of a bridge will I go as well. Of course not. I am a leader I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you follow Me: leads a marching parade of the golden gate bridge
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head
Teacher: hi class today we wll learn about the song, London Bridge is falling down falling down, then one student said I thought it was "twin towers are falling down falling down"!
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Two cyclist stop on a bridge, the one cyclist says to the other "can you see that forest over there" the other says "no the tree's are in the way".
how do you get an emo kid to jump
a bridge
What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito
Why did the chicken cross the towers
Because he he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side
As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I'm asking for a friend)
P.S. I have no friends
RAPE IS NO LAUGHING MATTER THE REASON WHY WOMEN ARE NOT BELIEVED IN RAPE IS BECAUSE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKING SHITBIRDS WITH NO FUTURE WHO WILL BECOME DRUNKARDS AND DRUG DEALERS WHO GO BROKE AND LIVE ON THE STREET GETTING HIT BY A FUCKING CARE FUCK ALL OF YOU SADITS WHO THINK THIS KIND OF SHIT IS FUNNY WELL SHUT THE FUCK UP GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE OR GET HIT BY CAR AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING SICKOS DIE a STOP RAPE STOP RAPPE STOP RAPIBG INNOCENT CHILDREN AND WOMEN AND MEN I AM DONE WITH RAPE I AM DONE WITH IT!
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge.... He was in bits 🤣🤦♂️
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans
What makes sad people jump? a bridge
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it's a failed stunt.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge. The gf goes - Johnny, why your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
