A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to…

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied:

"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"

Comments (25)

THAT MEXICAN

6 years ago

THE BOY IS HUSTLING THIS DUDE FOR MONEY ( SMART DUDE!)

randy

5 years ago

dang this kid is smart, and he may never stop getting money

dexter pervert

5 years ago

he was fucking smart, he pretended he hasn't learned but he's was motherfucking pal. lol

Poopster

5 years ago

I dont get this shit. What kind of ice cream cones he licking?

yeeterdeleter

4 years ago

bruh i didnt get it but this kid keeps getting quarters because 'he never learns' but once the barber can't pull the trick anymore, he stops getting money. This kid did such a power move

Kc

4 years ago

Lmao..how to you keep an idiot in suspense?

Until the kid takes the dollar.

The old man is always wondering why he doesn't take the dollar, why he hasn't learned, or why the kid insists on wanting $.50 instead of the $1 - meanwhile that kid continues to hustle the barber because the barbers the one who actually "never learns".