Box Office jokes

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?

A box office bomb.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.

Want to watch Titanic?

No, I'm not on board for it.