Borges jokes

What do you call a bored robot?

A “sigh”-borg.

Where do the Borg eat fast food?

Borger King.

Who's the fastest reader?

Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

I am reading a horror book in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!