Border control jokes

What's fast and almost got away?

A Mexican jumping the border.

What do you call a U.S. border hopper?

A Mexican jumping bean.

Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!

What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?

I.C.E. water.

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says "No Tres passing."

What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.

A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."

How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?

If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.