Border control jokes

What do you call a U.S. border hopper?

A Mexican jumping bean.

What's fast and almost got away?

A Mexican jumping the border.

Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!

What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?

I.C.E. water.