Border control jokes

What's fast and almost got away?

A Mexican jumping the border.

Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.

What do you call a U.S. border hopper?

A Mexican jumping bean.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!

What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?

I.C.E. water.

How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?

If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says "No Tres passing."

How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.

A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."

What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.