Boo-boo jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
