Bomerang jokes

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.

Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?

Me: The boomerang came back.

I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

An orphan's parents.