Bomerang jokes
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
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Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.