Bomerang jokes

Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?

Me: The boomerang came back.

I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.

Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.

I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.

I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.

I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.

One day I threw a boomerang...

Now I live in constant fear.