Body shape jokes

What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!

What is a chode?

How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?

My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.

It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.

My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.