Body shape jokes
What is a chode?
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
What is your body like? Soft.
Alpha Kenny body?
Big butt
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."