Body shape jokes

What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!

What is a chode?

How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?

My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.

My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.

Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!

Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.