Body function jokes

What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.

What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don't care if she has one.

Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.

Someone cutting the cheese then farted.

Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"