Body function jokes

What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.

What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don't care if she has one.

Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.

Someone cutting the cheese then farted.

Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"

How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?

It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.

Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.

Boobs are like batteries...

AA will get the job done...

C is bigger than AA...

D is bigger that C...

...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!

Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.