When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
