If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?
Zero, they were copycats.
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
