Blowing Up jokes

Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."

What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.

What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?

He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.

A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.

How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?

I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...