Blowing Up jokes
What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...