Blowing Up jokes
What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
🤣😂😆😁
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!