Blind kids jokes

Why is the blind kid popular?

He can't see the middle fingers.

What did the blind kid get for his birthday?

I don't know, he still didn't look.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming

Have you met Bofa?

Bofa deez blind kids!

How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣

What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?

Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.

I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.

How are orphans and blind kids similar?

They both have never seen their parents :)

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?

Names.

How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!

How do you keep a blind kid entertained?

You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.