Blind kids jokes
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
*in the hospital*
Paralyzed kid: I'm out!
*walks out the room*
Blind kid: You can walk?!
Mute kid: You can see?!
Deaf kid: You can talk?!
Doctor: Wut the f**k?