Blind kids jokes
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭