Black Humor jokes

Black humor is when you ask water to African people.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.

I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.

It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Monkey Man's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.