Black Humor jokes
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
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What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
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They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
These gags are killing me!
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.