Bison

Bison jokes

Dog toys are getting out of control.

My mum's dog has a round bison bone.

Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.

This is how animals were named.

"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

"Bison. Perfect."

What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?

"Bye son!"

Get it? Bye son, Bison!