Bison jokes
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
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This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
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What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."