Bippity boppity jokes

Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.

Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!

Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!

Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.

Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!

"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"

Bippity Boppity,

Women are property.

"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"

"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip on their broom.

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?