Bippity boppity jokes

Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.

Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!

Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!

Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.

Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!

"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"

Bippity Boppity,

Women are property.

"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"

"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."

What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip on their broom.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.