Bestfriend jokes

What does an emo kid say to his best friend?

"Let's hang out."

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

Like if your best friend has a dog.

Like if your best friend is emo.

Bestfriend @3am: I love you.

Me: Love you too.

*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*

I don't know if this is funny.

Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends