Beret jokes

So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."

What do you call a dog wearing a beret?

Smeargle!

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Beans

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."

The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.

Bunger.