Beret jokes

So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."

What do you call a dog wearing a beret?

Smeargle!

When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale

Beans

bradley

Bunger.

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."