Beefburger jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.