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Anonymous · 8 years ago
  • When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.

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  • Cow

    Anonymous · 9 years ago
  • I was going to tell you a cow joke...

    But it's pasture bed time.

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  • Cow

    Anonymous · 9 years ago
  • What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."

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