What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Make like a drum and beat it!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:
Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*
