Bear Grylls jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.

Chuck Norris gets paid $2 million a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth.”

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.