Bazaar jokes
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
A vampire goes to the bakery.
Vampire: "One bun, please."
Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"
Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.