- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop
- Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh..that might actually be even easier
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."