Basketball Team

Basketball Team Jokes

Mom

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Adult

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

Kobe Bryant

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

Stupid

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Banker

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).

Shooter

The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.

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  • Peter

    Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

    Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.